Subject: I.1

Until they're pregnant, then it's mercy f****'n season.

what the heck are you talking about? who's getting married?

It was a bit of tongue in cheek from leggman.

Isn't tongue in cheek how the whole marriage trap starts?

mine started with tongue in beer, but that's just me.

My tongue generally invokes it's 5th amendment right.

Imma stay out of this.

Playoffs are now set, we should see some good matchups in the 1st round. Good luck to everyone who's not playing me at that specific moment...

a few records broken this year, a few stay from years past.
Shots - season 1, William Needham Wasphawks 127. This year's best Shawn Drake of the High Hitterz with 111.

Goals - season 1 Curtis Cabrera Tri-City Storm 26; this year's best Alexander Fairchild of the Irresistable Force with 23.

Assists - this year's best Sergey Lavochkin (38) beats out the old record holder Lee McClure (31) from season 3.

Total Points - this year's leader Sergey Lavochkin of the Irresistable Force (47) beats out the old record of 44 held by Alexander Fairchild and Ingus Prusaks from season 3 of the Irresistable Force.

PIM this year's leader Caleb Cole (116) of the Jackson Jaguars fell short of season 2's James Gresham of the Quitungo Ice SS (134)

+/- this year's leader Martin Studeny of the Irresistable Force (34) fell short of season 1's Kenneth Starkey and season 2's Ingus Prusaks, both of the Force and both with +38

DS This year's Sergey Lavochkin (47) of the Force edges out the 3-way tie between King Stallings of the Psychos season 1, Martin Studeny of the Force season 2 and Sergey Lavochkin of the Force season 3 who all had 38.

Save Percentage this year Korey Buckley just missed edging out himself from season 3, 92.94 to 92.93.

GAA - Buckley DID edge himself out in GAA though, 1.32 vs 1.34

Shutouts - Buckley also reset the Shutouts mark at 11, raising his previous season 3 high of 9.

Well, Saints are 4th for most goals allowed. Might, I say just might, have something to do with the freshman goalie.

won my CL playoff game today and advanced to the final 4. USA is now up to 19th on the country ranking list so we're good to go with 6-7 teams in the tournaments next year.

was hoping 2 of the 3 of Hockey Dream Team, Steel Ants and Farpando would lose and I would win so I'd have a home game next week, but still happy to be alive.

well, game 1 pretty much went chalk with all 4 home teams winning despite some good tactic guessing by the roadies.

I wonder if anyone is as whacko as I am... figured with the NHL Awards to be announced soon, I'd come up with my ballet for the 1.1 Season 4 Awards. *I used 75%, or 29 games as the min. for all major awards, except Jennings (min. 10 games) and Calder (min. 19 games, no more than 10 games in any previous season)

The Jennings Trophy
Winners: Korey Buckley, Irr. Force & Adam Polivka, Irr. Force

The Vezina Trophy
David Hyman, Americans
Truman Paxton, Psychos
Allan Kellogg, Sea-Sides

The Lady Bing Trophy
Alexander Fairchild, Irr. Force
Bradley Putnam, High Hitterz
Juan Broughton, Sea-Sides

The Norris Trophy
Sergey Lavochkin, Irr. Force
Bart Rosenberg, Psychos
Tom Bernier, RED WINGS

The Hart Trophy
Sergey Lavochkin, Irr. Force
Alexander Fairchild, Irr. Force
Ingus Prusaks, Irr. Force

The Jack Adams Trophy
bruinsfan, Americans
jdevils3, Sea-Sides
littlericky, Mountain Yettis

The Calder, Selke, and Masterton Trophies, I kinda need some nominees for. If we could actually get people to make their own ballets, might be fun to try to do this each season. Or more likely, I have too much time on my hands.

What is all the talk of dancing at the hockey awards and why is everyone to become a choreographer?

What you have something against Snoop Dog & Cirque du Soleil???