Well, put it this way - if you got pretty good percentage with hitting on chicks before a bad hairdresser screwed your head, you will have lousy score with bad hair, and as the time goes by - you would grow your hair back (train shooting) to the point where you should get same old good percentage with babes.
As for the team name, by all means don't you dare change that name !!! You've became some sort of mascot with us, even players get nicknames due to your influence
Topi Hara 
Leave it that way, you are not hurting anybody.