件名: I.1

Love the team comparison---

DID YOU KNOW- Fakeballers stadium only has room for
79,878 fans.....

I bet he pulls a superbowl every game and advertises 80,000

Also - Betamax is more likely to pull a HIGH on you then any other top 3 team followed by the Atomics...

BE careful- Fakeballers will ALWAYS fake a VERY LOW... ZERO halves played on very low. That is 34 time less then the last place Miners of Montana. However he will play on normal SEVENTY ONE PERCENT OF THE TIME.

Food For thought-

Question- If you have more then two spaces I think that you get two posts... Lets try it out....


TEST.

Failed. I guess my memory is back to normal and I really did do two post according to the time posted.

Oh alcohol, will you please forgive me.

I realize it was an average attendance- but then my post wouldnt have been funny.

Fakeballerz you need to add some food so that you can max out your attendance... Hungry fans in soccer mean that they will protest and take the field perimeters down and attack your players.

Food For thought-- My starters will no longer be attending away games at your field until that problem is taken care of. Hobey Adams is known to pull a "Big Pappi" and steal nachos from the fans.

Doing a bit of quick napkin math says the extra 122 fans won't cover the maintenance of the accessories needed to bring them in.

Also my 71% Normals and 0% Very Low is probably the number one reason I finish higher than I should, given my team strength.

FAKEballers, What the heck happened?!?! I was counting on you to beat the Saints!!

Definitely not the outcome I wanted today.

On the other hand, it looks like we have a title race!

Whoa! 1-0 win for Corona means that Corona and the Boilermakers are in an exact tie for first with two games to go. Like, not the same number of points, or even the same goal differential...the exact same record, both with 107GF and 15GA. Boilermakers I guess will have the lead on the OTR difference.

On a different note, my goalie hasn't made a save since last Thursday (after 10 consecutive clean sheets, too!). Fortunately for me, it looks like the Fakeballers are also not interested in taking third place, so I may be safe there.

Fricking ties, man. What the hell. 69 shots in the last 6 games. 5 goals. 42 shots against. 4 goals allowed.

Atomics scored 23 goals in the 6 games before this 'streak'.

I hate you, Fakeballers.

So do I... He lost to a team I was sure he was going to beat

To quote Cartman: "Da Fuck?!"

I actually thought I had a chance and went for it. My players have tons of energy too so that probably had smth to do with the result.

I dunno what to tell you, I tried. All my currently highest rated players on the field plus 2 halves of Very High weren't enough to generate a single shot on goal.

Today was your chance to tie it up too, since my guys decided that shooting "at" the goal is so 'last season'.

This is just like last season. It's embarrassing really. You suck. I suck. We both suck at the end of the season.

I just can't believe the last two ties I've had. Not the Coronas tie, the other two. 31-11 in shots, 1-1 in goals.

Three damn ties in the last 5 games. I had one all season and that was the opening game.