Oggetto: II.1

wow was totaly not at the last post...that last reply was for page 27 I think

perhaps the dog just shit in the car because she wouldn't take it to the park. bad karma once again

What evidence is there that the dog is the culprit?

Valid point. Occam's razor states the simplest solution is often the correct one... doesn't mean it's ALWAYS the correct one. A dude dropping trow on a front lawn is plausible...

*This is a long post that has nothing to do with hockey, and is actually mostly centered around dog poo. If dog poo does not interest you, please feel free to not read this post*


I'd first like to thank TheChad for his spell checking services. Is this part of the pro-pack now or something?


As for the pooer/pooee mystery (TheChad, spellcheck pooer/pooee for me). I did not see her at the park. I saw her dog in the back of her car. Her having shit on her shoe implied she had likely been out walking the dog. While it is indeed based off an assumption, and could also have likely been another dogs poo, or perhaps it was beetbouts poo(he is known to drop a loaf or two around town) it was mostly for the purposes of having a laugh. I like to draw conclusions based on anecdotal evidence creating these scenarios, mostly for my own amusement.

Then the fun police rolled into town spellchecking kharma with an h, and single handidly crushing the pure innocence of grown men laughing about dog poo. I must ask, what is the purpose of the spell check, when you already know exactly what was intended? Were you trying to make yourself look smart, or me look stupid? I will admit to being full of stupidity, and pledge to let this forum feast upon its stupid stupidness. (I appreciate you writing KARMA in caps so I'd be sure to not miss it.)

But the jhoke is on yhou my fhriend. I hhave a shpeech impedhiment, sho I canh't help iht. -Who's the asshole now?

TheChad: "Move along folks, nothing to see here. All the fun is over now, you can go home and rest easy, it probably wasn't poo anyway"


We need the next season to start. It has indeed been reduced to this. Is this rock bottom? Although I will say, looking over the last few pages is strangely hilarious, as this has really developed into quite the mysterious poo case. Who's poo was it? When and where did the poo first become bound to the shoe? Did she ever really get it all off of her hands? I'm afraid though my friends, I don't think we'll ever know. Good luck sleeping tonight.

I'm sorry that was so long. I felt I set this forum off into a wild poo chase, and it was my responsibility to reel it back in.

i just smoked a doobie before i read that and it was some funny dog shit

umm, I think you meant DAWG shit.

man, I almost want to be relegated to this league. Your forums are way more fun.

see you next season boys!

I don't know why people take offense to having their spelling corrected. I for one want to spell things properly and if I misspell something, I hope others would point it out.
Otherwise you end up with something like this:
profesorbaker.files.wordp...

I also don't see how I took all the fun out of this. I think you need to relax biznow.

I will be back up here for season 10

Frankie say relax.

I will preface this with the fact that I have no problem with you, and mean you no ill will. I actually don't really care that you corrected my spelling. I thought the fact you threw it up there all in CAPS (as if you were yelling the correct spelling at me) was a little rude, but to tell you the truth, on the scale of things I care about, it is far down the list.

Also, you may not know this, but you are talking to one of the most relaxed men on the planet. While my post may have implied anger, I assure you that it was nothing more than a minor annoyance, and if you re-read the post, please do so with my cynical sense of humour in mind.

The point at which you started taking the fun out of the story, was when you began to take it seriously, pointing out every assumption, implication, and spelling mistake. It was a simple funny story about a lady and some dog poo, and you had to go and dissect it. I would like to take this moment to point out the fact that while you were telling me I shouldn't be making assumptions, you made an assumption in that very post:

"but she pulled up in front of his house, implying that she drove her car to that location, so he couldn't have seen her with her dog in the park. He is making an assumption about her, then throwing karma in."

The assumption you have just made is that I don't live near a park, where I could have indeed seen her walking her dog from my house before she pulled up. Alas, I don't, and I didnt, and here you have really made me look foolish for telling a story intended to make people laugh even though every fact wasnt present. You must be a blast to go watch stand-up with.

Please take no offence to these replies. I have no problem with you, infact, from what I know of you, I quite like you. I was just making a point, that if we want to sit here and pick apart stupid posts, well, I too am more than capable of doing so.

You know you're very carefully checking all your own spelling right now, so I won't catch something spelled wrong, hahahaha. (I am currently digging through every post you have ever written, looking for that one glaring mistake).

good times. congrats. I'm jealous of your promotion money.

what is a biznow?