Oggetto: II.1

Land mines = awesome.

So she stepped in shit BEFORE she got into her car? That sucks, it would be on her floor mats/carpet/gas pedal/brake.

oh yah, it was pre-entry. It'll be all over everything.


There will be shit.

the other good part was, there was a dog in the back of her car. so you know she took that thing for a walk in the park, and didnt pick up its shit, and kharma bit her right in the ass

Pun intended?

what was the pun? kharma?

bit in the ass = dog

it was a long shot

kharma shit right on her foot.

pun intended.

biznow, i have no clue what you're talking about.

He said:

"Oh yes. best thing ever just happened. I was enjoying a little ganja on my front porch, and an old lady pulled up in front of my house. She got out of her car all pissed off looking and started checking her shoes. The bottom of one foot was completely covered in dog crap.

She tried wiping it off on my neighbours lawn, with little success. She then picked up a rock off the side of the road and tried scraping it off. Her plan failed almost instantly, as her hand jerked and smeared across the poo. She is across the street, as I type this, attempting to wipe the poo off her hand on his grass now. I suppose I should have offered my hose.... meh."

Yeah, I read that. But KARMA (no 'h') didn't shit on her foot.
He is assuming that she didn't clean up after her dog.
How is it karmic to step in dog crap just because you have a dog?

That's like saying that because I have a pet cat it would be karmic to get clawed by a cat.

Maybe it is karma at work if I have a pet fish and drown?

it looks like he is saying she let her dog shit in the park and didn't pick it up and when she went back in to her car she stepped in shit without knowing and got it all inside her car. so it was karma shitting on her foot for not picking up her dogs shit.

der duk err dobs

but she pulled up in front of his house, implying that she drove her car to that location, so he couldn't have seen her with her dog in the park.
He is making an assumption about her, then throwing karma in.

ya now that i have 4 single level multi's im investing in facilities now...