alright here we go:
1. there is no such things as "a most effective team", there is only "the most effective team" and there is only one, they are called San Marino football team.
2. screen him the videos of Ovechkin and Gretzky and put him on a line with the real Ovechkin and Gretzky
3. find out who selects the stars and all stars and buy the guy a good bottle of wine
4. I think I just did that
If I failed at 4 please forgive me.