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Nu gan joks... cik es sevi atceros, es nekad taa pa iistam vinjam neesmu ticeejis 
Vai tad maz atceries ko pirms nedēļas esi darījis ?
Man atminas karte ar kodu - 207105
Pameegini taadu neuzlauzt!
Pameegini taadu neuzlauzt!
jokiem nav nevainas, vienkarsi tu vel pieauguso humoru nesaproti!
Kā atšķirt, kam esi vajadzīgs? - Ieslēdz savu draudzeni un suni bagāžniekā un pēc 2h apskaties..kurš būs priecīgs tevi ieraudzīt!
Shitaa atzinja ir laba Man bija suns, dazreiz sanaaca, ka uz visu dienu viens pats iesleegts maajaa, bet vakaraa tik prieciigs ieraugot saimnieku...
Man bija suns, dazreiz sanaaca, ka uz visu dienu viens pats iesleegts maajaa, bet vakaraa tik prieciigs ieraugot saimnieku...
3 men meet at a bar.
the first one says: I have the smallest arm in the world!
the second says: I have the smallest head in the world!
the third one says: I have the smallest dick in the world!
they decide to go to the guinnes book of world records.
the first one returns: Yes, I really have the smallest arm in the world!
the second returns, says: Yes I really have the smallest head in the world!
the third returns and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!
the first one says: I have the smallest arm in the world!
the second says: I have the smallest head in the world!
the third one says: I have the smallest dick in the world!
they decide to go to the guinnes book of world records.
the first one returns: Yes, I really have the smallest arm in the world!
the second returns, says: Yes I really have the smallest head in the world!
the third returns and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!
Vīram savajagas zāģi. Šis ieskrien mājās un prasa sievai:
-Ei, gģe pila?
-Ņe pila ja.
-Ja ķebja sprašivaju, gģe pila?
-Nu ņepila ja.
-Pasļedņij raz sprašivaju, gģe pila?
-Nu u saseda pila.
-Začem sasedu dala?
-Nu ņedavala ja.
-Ješčo raz sprašivaju, začem sasedu davala?
-Jei bogu ņedavala.
-Pasļedņij raz sprašivaju!
-Nu vipila i dala.
-Ei, gģe pila?
-Ņe pila ja.
-Ja ķebja sprašivaju, gģe pila?
-Nu ņepila ja.
-Pasļedņij raz sprašivaju, gģe pila?
-Nu u saseda pila.
-Začem sasedu dala?
-Nu ņedavala ja.
-Ješčo raz sprašivaju, začem sasedu davala?
-Jei bogu ņedavala.
-Pasļedņij raz sprašivaju!
-Nu vipila i dala.
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