Teema: "Slap Stick" at it's Best

Jaromir Daliszewski skates out of the crease to stop the dumped puck at the back boards. But the puck takes a bounce. Marek Rezmer also misses it and the puck bounces into the slot to Ron Finlay who has an open net. But Ron Finlay breaks his stick at the worst possible moment. The puck slides to the blue line to Tony Moses who takes a shot. The linesman whistles down the play for offside. But we cannot tell if the puck really crossed the blue line into the neutral zone.

that is a good one. Thanks for sharing.

Here's a good one, would have tied it up at 2, Bizan ended up winning 2-1. =/

The puck is dropped in the Bizan HC defensive zone. Carl Tessier wins the faceoff. Shane Levesque receives the puck and sends it along the blue line to Jeremy Bowyer who fires a onetimer. That was a howitzer but it goes wide. The puck ricochets in front of the net and Attila "The Hun" Böröcz beats Étienne Preston but it stays out. The puck got stuck on the ice chips in the crease and the goalie covers it up with his body.

nice - I will have to look into how to train my goalies to produce big ice chips......

LOL.

My team at its best apparently. I missed that game. Thank goodness I would have been pulling my hair out on that play.

That goalie isn't my starter anymore, and that defenseman doesn't get to play anymore either. That was before I read that play even.

Rezmer has always been kind of prone to "contributing" in plays like that though. It was only a matter of time before he was benched.

Thanks for sharing that though, definitely good for a laugh. Something good has to come out of this awful season for me, lol

i dont know why i find this funny but

Huge pile up in front of the loxocost goal. In the maze of sticks the puck gets to Yannick Richard, who jams it past the goalie. Windsor Warriors have now displayed a typical Canadian grit and they deserve the reward.


apparently we can only score in pileups lol

No, it isn't saying we can only score like that, but that Canadians aren't afraid of the rough stuff, like crashing the net.

A duel at the boards. Chris Halliday hits his opponent harder than would be fair and sends him down to the ice. The referee says play on. But Dāvids Kāposts, doesn't like it and he takes the role of the avenger. He challenges Chris Halliday to a fight, who looks into the furious eyes of his opponent and he tries to escape. This is unheard of, it looks like a Chaplin grotesque. Chris Halliday escapes along the boards, and he has Dāvids Kāposts on his heels who is chased by both of the linesmen!!! The fans are amazed. This funny foursome is now on their third lap!!! Chris Halliday finally escapes to his bench. Dāvids Kāposts satisfied with this chase sits down on his bench. Well I have never seen anything like this. This will surely be the talk among the fans for a long time.

That's a new one.

cool

You really gotta give props to the match broadcast guys, they really make a text based match engine pretty interesting.

indeed. props to them.

with like 30 seconds left in 3rd tie game

Harvey Latour beats Dalimil Nováček but it stays out. The puck got stuck on the ice chips in the crease and the goalie covers it up with his body.

which lead to

Mike Gagne takes a shot from the blue line. Declan Sullivan gets a piece of it but the puck just trickles in. A very unlucky moment for the goalie and this won't help his confidence.

nice ot win for me to eliminate the guy lol

Phil Crumplin has the puck at the boards. Allan Langlois is closing him down and hits him hard into the boards. That was a crushing blow that almost broke the glass!!! Phil Crumplin goes down in pain. He is helped off the ice by his teammates. And we have an avenger. Josef Pelikán is all over the perpetrator. He is throwing his fists around like Rocky Balboa! He is winning easily on points. Allan Langlois also gets his fair share of verbal abuse from the other opponents. The crowd is excited.

ADRIENNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!