| Award Name |
Award Statistic |
Division |
Recipient |
Note |
|
Bill Mickelson Award
|
Worst Team +/- |
|
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| Kudos to SkiUVM for giving it a go |
|
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Ron Jeremy "Score Often" Award
|
Leading Scorer |
|
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Mike Bossy Award
|
Goals |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
5 of 10g were salt poured on the Puck Slugs
|
Hurtful realism with 7 of 9g vs. the (PPM) Leafs
|
Bruising 6 of 9g vs. the Blueline Bruisers
|
"Franchise" outclassed all with 7g in 6 GP
|
Plays on a line with Stiffler Elsinger. STIFFLER!!
|
He shoots a ton, his team is glad many are good
|
|
|
Chick Magnet Award
|
Most 3SS |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
Excellent 19pts and a +11 in 6 games
|
Mr. Clutch
|
4 3SS in only 5 GP, 1.42 GAA not too bad
|
A good Hasek impression for Dominik Jasik
|
A stellar 1.17 GAA would just about do it
|
Definitely showed them muffins a thing or two
|
|
|
Anti-Selke Award
|
Worst +/-, Best Pts
(Top scoring <0 player)
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
8pts and -4 makes baby Jesus cry
|
7pts and -1 is only mildly coach-rage inducing
|
8pts and -3 would be right at home on the CBJ
|
7pts and -1 is just marginal in this tight division
|
6pts and -1 is fine for the Farm, but...
|
7pts, -2 means quit being lazy on the backcheck
|
|
| Goon Award |
Most PIMs |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
14 PIMs and a -5 could be mutually reinforcing
|
14 PIMs and point a game isn't really goon-ish
|
14 PIMs seems to be the PPM sim limit
|
14 PIMs almost assuredly a PPM sim limit
|
16 PIMs negates PPM sim limit theory
|
10 PIMs makes this division ironically the gentlest
|
|
|
QB-on-Ice Award
|
Top Scoring Defenceman
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
Jānis Igals gave him a good run
|
3g, 12a and a +22(!)
|
1g, 8a and a +9 is very tidy work
|
7pts and +12 was very good in this tough division
|
8pts for the guitar fan
|
7pts took it in this very competitive division
|
|
|
Premature Shooter Award
|
Most Shots |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
11 more shots than anyone else
|
An Ovechkin-esque 41 S
|
Only 6 goals for a rather lacklustre 14.3 S%
|
Honorary nod to Viktor Skácel with 32 S, 3.1 S%
|
2g on the most shots of 29 is an ugly 6.9 S%
|
Also 11 more itchy trigger fingers than anyone else
|
|
|
Beachball Award
|
Worst sv%
(min 5GP)
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
Still managed to squeak out a win and a tie
|
At <20 SA/GP, "fatigue" shouldn't have factored
|
An abysmal 77.48 Sv%
|
86.24 Sv% certainly not the worst in the challenge
|
| 87.97 Sv% means best of the worst for this Drifter |
Skillz That Killed his team prospects, unfortunately
|
|
|
Ziggy (Palffy) Award
|
Top Scoring Foreigner
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
Most 3SS' and leading scorer, foreign or domestic
|
| 6pts over 2nd place and fellow Swiss Thielemann |
Truly following in Teemu Selanne's footsteps
|
Frenchman just edged out by Whitton for div. lead
|
Dished to #1 & #5 division scorers on same line
|
Actually tied for division lead
|
|
|
Horse's Ass Award
|
Last Place |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
With an OTR of 256, my Laotians could compete
|
| Great goaltending wasn't near enough |
Out-Daddy'd by 6 teams with lower OTR's
|
Tops in his home league but not near enough here
|
| Cobras with scoring depth most disappointing, tho' |
They were Dinomited into this spot
|
|
|
Captain Efficiency Award
|
Best s%
(>=10 s)
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
9 goals on 14 shots, a magical 64.3 s%
|
4 goals on 10 shots, a rather impressive 40 s%
|
8 goals on 17 shots, an exemplary 47 s%
|
4 goals on 11 shots, a tidy 36 s%
|
5 goals on 11 shots, an excellent 45 s%
|
4 goals on 10 shots, another impressive 40 s%
|
|
|
Mighty (Young) Oil Award
|
Most Pts
age <=20yo
|
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
18pts in 6 games suggests big things
|
11pts and +14
|
16pts which also lead the division
|
7pts is good for 5th in this tough division
|
7pts in only 4 GP could've challenged for tops
|
Benefitted from having "Wingman" Verde
|
|
|
Wingman Award
|
Most Assists |
Marianas Trench
|
MaxOo
|
SwimmingMatters
|
saint2e
|
Farm Team
|
Anti-Bettman
|
|
|
12a mostly setting up "Bossy" winner Gunars
|
Rose Thorns held scoring positions 1 through 4
|
12a mostly setting up "Bossy" winner Roch
|
8a mostly setting up "Ziggy" winner Sire
|
"Ziggy"&"Wingman" on a near "Horse's Ass"? Pity
|
Veni, vidi, vici, eh Verde?
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